Dr. Phister was a traveling showman and tonic salesman in the late 1800s. He would go from town to town with his troupe of “volunteers” that he strategically placed in the audience during his presentations. While advertising his products he would often call a young, attractive volunteer to the stage and have them partially disrobe then he would apply his “world celebrated” butter to their skin and the individual would report feeling a flash of heat in their unmentionable area. The volunteer would writhe and fan themselves in an effort to cool their humours before being led into the back by a yet more attractive, often male, employee. Loud, pleasurable noises would be heard by the audience for a few minutes. This act had two outcomes. Either the crowd would get excited and customers, most often men, would rush to buy the product or a cry of perversion followed by the sounds of police being called.
Dr. Phister was never caught and many attribute his escapes to the slippery nature of his Carnal Balm. Most of his jars have been lost to time but thanks to a secret cask recently found in Dr. Phister’s home we are proud to offer some of his jars (product on the inside was removed due to age) to our customers.
These speckled stoneware jars coated in a rich translucent brown glaze are perfect for storing your own sex butters, massage oils or even hair moisturizer like coconut oil.
Available while supplies last.